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"Hiding then... Hiding now..."

"This is boring. Let's invite the grandkids over and watch them look at their phones."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Digital Fomo!

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"You are still here."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Child hooking into a television

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

A bull which has seen red.

Free Little Library

Children's games and technology

Childhood Screen Addict