Screen Time Critics Mugs

"Hiding then... Hiding now..."

"This is boring. Let's invite the grandkids over and watch them look at their phones."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Cellphone Islands

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"You are still here."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Child hooking into a television

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

Children's games and technology

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Free Little Library

Childhood Screen Addict

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."