Screen Time Debaters Pillows

Kids today

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Digital Fomo!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"You are still here."

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

Children's games and technology

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Childhood Screen Addict

A bull which has seen red.

Free Little Library

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

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