"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."
Screen Time Advocate Pillows
Add comfort and humor to their digital space with pillows that speak to their screen time passion. These cozy accents make their tech corner even more inviting.
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
"You are still here."
"Please can I stay up? Just three more hours."
"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
Mac OS 20
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
Digital Fomo!
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Cellphone Islands
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
Baby Screen Time
It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
Tunnel of TV
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
Technologies and distance classes
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."
'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.
nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.
Child hooking into a television
"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."
Screen Time Advocate Pillows Collection
Screen Time Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the screen time advocate. Perfect for coffee, tea, or just a splash of humor during screen breaks.
Screen Time Advocate Prints
Discover prints that celebrate a love for screens. Ideal for decorating a workspace or lounge with a touch of humor and personality.
Screen Time Advocate T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed for the digital enthusiast. Show off their love for screens with witty, stylish apparel.