Screen Time Dweller Gifts

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Cellphone Islands

Digital Fomo!

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Child hooking into a television

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Addiction to mobile.

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

A bull which has seen red.

Children's games and technology