Screen Time Fighter Gifts

"I wish you wouldn't read so intently during my favourite show."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Digital Fomo!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Modern camping

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

A bull which has seen red.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Free Little Library

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

What'r We Doing Today, Daddy?

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"