Screen Time Warrior Gifts

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"I'm prescribing stronger glasses for you, and I recommend a neck brace for your smartphone use."

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

You've been staring at that screen all day. Why don't you do something else?

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'Don't you know too much TV is bad for your eyes...and your morals, attention span, intelligence...'

Faceplant

"It's a new tweet from our teacher. She wants us to turn off our phones."

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"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

"Now I know we're in hell... There's no cell phone reception!"

"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."

A smartphone steals a child's brain

"And I got that one for going a whole week without using my cellphone."

Screen Addiction

"I'll have to run some tests on your irritated eyes, but just how much time do you spend staring at electronic devices?"

"I hide his phone before we go on walks. That way I have his undivided attention."

"It's the only way I can get a signal."

"You haven't looked at me in over 10 minutes. Have I done something to offend you?"

"Nobody cares any more."

Wifi Problem

Annoyed woman with phone

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Yoga poses you will actually do

Off the computer, Teddy! Dad! You've been on all day! How can I keep up with my friends? Eighteen hours seems ample. May I point out

Your entire life may be monitored and recorded for quality assurance purposes.

"That screen."

"Didn't you give watching the news before bedtime?"

"Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like, Like..."

On the phone in bed.

"I'm trying to be more mindful of what's happening on my phone."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

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