Screen Warrior Gifts

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"

A man with blinders on focusing on his computer.

'Don't ask me how... but I've got an analog headache.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'Dog eat dog.'

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

'I hate Mondays.'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

Why am I running?

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Working 9 to 5.