"You have Tech-neck."
Screen Time Soldier Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the screen time soldier? Our collection combines humor and personality, perfect for those who spend hours in front of screens. Whether they’re gamers, tech lovers, or digital explorers, our products add a playful touch to their passion, making their tech-filled world a little more special.
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
Digital Fomo!
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
Cellphone Islands
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
Second lifeReal life.
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
Tunnel of TV
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
Child hooking into a television
"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."
"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."
Kids and Mobile Addictions
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"
STRIP Hambone: Computer addict
A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone
ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY
"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."
"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."
Free Little Library
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"
Screen Time Soldier Gifts Collection
Screen Time Soldier Mugs
Love these mugs? Discover more fun and witty products designed for screen time soldiers on our mugs page for your perfect gift.
Screen Time Soldier Pillows
Explore our collection of pillows to add humor and personality to any room for the digital enthusiast.
Screen Time Soldier Prints
Find the ideal print to celebrate their love of screens and gaming, and add a personal touch to their space.
Screen Time Soldier T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts and find the perfect funny or cool design for the screen time soldier in your life.