Sci-fi Soldier Gifts

The Rise and Fall of the the Planet of the Geeks.

Troops Deployed To An Alien Planet

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"You left this on our ship."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Robotic Man

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Ascent of Machine.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Alien Assumption

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"