Sci-fi Soldier Gifts

The Rise and Fall of the the Planet of the Geeks.

Troops Deployed To An Alien Planet

Occu-Pie Mars

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"You left this on our ship."

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Dr. Roo.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

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