Screen Time Soldier Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with our playful pillows. Designed for the screen time soldier, these cushions make their tech-tastic retreats cozy and fun at the same time.

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"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play." mockup

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

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"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"They communicate through clicks and taps." mockup

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

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Cellphone Islands

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time." mockup

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

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A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey mockup

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

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"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!"" mockup

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

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Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed. mockup

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

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"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world." mockup

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

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Digital Fomo!

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“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.” mockup

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

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Second lifeReal life.

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"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb." mockup

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

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"I now pronounce you man and couch." mockup

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

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Tunnel of TV

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"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!" mockup

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

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"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet." mockup

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

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Child hooking into a television

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"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight." mockup

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

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Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

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Kids and Mobile Addictions

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"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today." mockup

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

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"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?" mockup

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

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ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

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"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels." mockup

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

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STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

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"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech." mockup

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

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Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours. mockup

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

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Free Little Library

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"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on." mockup

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

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"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?" mockup

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

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"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing." mockup

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

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Screen Time Soldier Pillows Collection

Screen Time Soldier Mugs

Love these mugs? Discover more fun and witty products designed for screen time soldiers on our mugs page for your perfect gift.

Screen Time Soldier Prints

Find the ideal print to celebrate their love of screens and gaming, and add a personal touch to their space.

Screen Time Soldier T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts and find the perfect funny or cool design for the screen time soldier in your life.