Screen Rebels Gifts

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Blog Breakdown

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

Enraged by Wikileaks reports of CIA domestic surveillance via home electronics, Della Dinkerbonker fights back.

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

Music Piracy

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

Replaced by a millennial with artificial intelligence.

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."

"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"

"Harold still prefers falling asleep to traditional print media."

"It's retro night, I turn off the wifi and everyone has to talk to each other. Party like it's 1995, dudes!"

Computer Frustration

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

Skull Icons

"I'm tired of hacking websites. Let's climb a tree."

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Call of the Wild Only

"Baldo, when's the last time you read a book?"

'We'd like a book banned in 23 countries, please!'