Stage Rebel Gifts

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Think Just Inside The Box.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Joe Henry

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Lou Reed

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Nick Cave.

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

Editorial Control

'Let's rock!'

Graffiti Art Class

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

Cowpunk

"So what else can we get our customers to do online themselves and charge them for it?"

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

Kurt Cobain

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"How can I become a successful artist if you make me stay within the lines?"

Dumbed Down Culture

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

Classic vs Rock