Stage Rebel Pillows

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Think Just Inside The Box.

Joe Henry

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Lou Reed

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Editorial Control

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

Cowpunk

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

Graffiti Art Class

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"How can I become a successful artist if you make me stay within the lines?"

Dumbed Down Culture

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"