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His Master's Noise.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Blues artis's daily list

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Joe Henry

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Lou Reed

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Levon Helm

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Cowpunk

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Ah, summertime! Robert Potts is sitting in for Jim Jensen, who is sitting in for Harry Reasoner, who is sitting in for Walter Cronkite, who is on vacation."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!