Roadway Rebel Pillows

A madness of motorists

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Unrest Area.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Lou Reed

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Driverless Car

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Bike Lane

Great party - thanks.

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

the world's first music critic...

rude singer

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"