Runway Rebels Pillows

Aquarium tank with flying fish. Fish are flying around room, tank has runway strip inside it.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Casual Thursday

Pirates at the mall.

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'Think' 'But not too much'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Daily Routine

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours