Runway Rebels T-Shirts

Aquarium tank with flying fish. Fish are flying around room, tank has runway strip inside it.

Model T-Rexs

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

Pirates at the mall.

Casual Thursday

Man burning his tie.

Punkins

'More hair than brains.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'Think' 'But not too much'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

Daily Routine

"Fashion Week"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."