Screen Screamers Gifts

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

Internet Restaurant

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

I win...you blinked.

RAISED BY PHONES

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"See, this is why you sleep through my 4AM water calls - too much blue light at bedtime."

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

Family separated by the Internet

"What's this garbage?"

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

Eraserhead

"Sorry mum, but you lost me after 'Once Upon a Time.'"

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

"They met online, the relationship went downhill from there."

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

Modern Wanderlust...

Argh, now his screen is big! Isn't there a button that puts all my ducks in a row?

Screen Addiction

'It's out new method for determining who we should treat first. We take people in order of how loud they scream.'

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

A man with blinders on focusing on his computer.

"I live life on the ragged edge. Why, just this morning I left my iPhone at home. On purpose."

Cellphone Addiction