Screen Escapist Pillows

"I'm going on a digital-detox, any idea how to stop my online friends from contacting me?

"Yes, this is technically a line. But when I said I wanted to be 'online' all day, this isn't what I meant."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Clock watcher

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

Cyber Dream

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

"Do you mind?"

A usual day.

'This is the part of the rat race that I don't challenge.'

"My God!....Will this presentation never end?"

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

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Do not resuscitate.