Screen Buster Pillows

"When I turned off his computer, he deflated."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

A woman pops out of a computer screen to clean it.

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Reading

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

'That website has been blocked.'

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

Goal!

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

"Why do you think we need a humidifier?"

"Nice jump, Sergei."

"He used art to break down barriers. That, of course, and the sledge hammer."

'To get the full benefit of the high resolution on my TV, I need to sit back here.'

Neck Doctor

The last ever picture of Gary, minutes before he squeezed his spot.

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

'Uh - oh... it seems the cashout queue was really long today...'

"It's just great to be able to talk to someone with the same aspect ratio."

The Boundless Blue Screen of Death

"Me being happy to go on these walks is just an act. It's the only way I can get you to stop staring at your computer and come outside."

"He needs breaks from sitting behind hsi computer, so I changed his phone's ringtone to sound like the doorbell."

"How long had he been waiting to have his call answered?"

"You kids need to be more productive, so I decided to cut the cable."