Screen Buster Gifts

"When I turned off his computer, he deflated."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

A woman pops out of a computer screen to clean it.

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

Reading

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

'That website has been blocked.'

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

Goal!

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

"Why do you think we need a humidifier?"

"Nice jump, Sergei."

I tried listening to an e-book, but I missed the tactile sensation of the tip of my finger on glass.

"He used art to break down barriers. That, of course, and the sledge hammer."

'To get the full benefit of the high resolution on my TV, I need to sit back here.'

Neck Doctor

The last ever picture of Gary, minutes before he squeezed his spot.

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

Blue screen of death

'Uh - oh... it seems the cashout queue was really long today...'

Ralph Waldo Emerson said "Every wall is a door." Just don't assume they're all automatic.

"It's just great to be able to talk to someone with the same aspect ratio."

The Boundless Blue Screen of Death

HDTV Cable Ready HDMI. When I said you should "Look at the big picture" I wasn't suggesting that you buy a huge TV.

"Me being happy to go on these walks is just an act. It's the only way I can get you to stop staring at your computer and come outside."

"He needs breaks from sitting behind hsi computer, so I changed his phone's ringtone to sound like the doorbell."

The Bookworm Turns

"How long had he been waiting to have his call answered?"

"You kids need to be more productive, so I decided to cut the cable."