Screen-break Commander Gifts

"Me being happy to go on these walks is just an act. It's the only way I can get you to stop staring at your computer and come outside."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"At this office no two days are different."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Internet Cafe.

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

Sports Radio in Crisis

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"Cool game!"

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Now you're talking my language.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

"Try S instead of L."

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

'That website has been blocked.'

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"