Screen-break Commander Gifts

"Me being happy to go on these walks is just an act. It's the only way I can get you to stop staring at your computer and come outside."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"At this office no two days are different."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Internet Cafe.

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Cryptologists Anonymous

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"Cool game!"

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Now you're talking my language.'

Programmer T-shirt Fashion

"I bet you're wondering what my other hands doing under this table right now."

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

CIA Cafeteria. There's no code to break, Ernie --- It's alphabet soup.

'The good news, Dave, is that the computer's passed the Turing test. The bad news is that you've failed.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

"Try S instead of L."

'This damn ??,' - 'So that's computer language,'

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'That website has been blocked.'

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"

"Enough about your Xbox already!"