Screen-breaker Enthusiast Gifts

'That website has been blocked.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Binary Man

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Welcome to your new English Class.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Traditional Family Meals

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

The Icebreaker

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."