Screen-breaker Enthusiast Mugs

'That website has been blocked.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binary Man

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Welcome to your new English Class.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

Traditional Family Meals

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

The Icebreaker

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."