Screen Enthusiast Mugs

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Get real! Reality is, Reality sells'

"I remember when 'family time' meant everyone staring at the same screen."

'For heaven's sake! We're only going to the caravan for a week!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"Wouldn't you rather watch it on the big screen?"

TV Fan

"I can't remember the last time I had a face-to-face conversation with a real live human being. . ."

Screen Time

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

"I'm totally cool with cutting household expenses...but maybe we can cut off the water! Or...or disconnect the phones! Or skip food for a few days! But please...it's my reason for living! Don't cancel the cable!"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Figure conducts a choir of televsions.

'Get down here and start your homework, you two. That's enough screen time for today.'

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

'I bought the biggest screen I could find. It makes playing video games more fun, but I'll be paying on it for the next 10 years.'

'I'm trying phonics to get him reading but he's only into phoney,'

'He took his first step!'

People at work on social networks fail to communicate socially with each other.

Man watching book being read on television.

Traditional Family Meals

"I'm glad I turned my phone off."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I wonder why he has no interest in reading?"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'There's nothing on.'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Binge Watch

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'