Screen Break Innovator Mugs

"He needs breaks from sitting behind hsi computer, so I changed his phone's ringtone to sound like the doorbell."

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

What an attitude... Yes, but he does the job brilliantly.

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'That website has been blocked.'

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

"And if someone dares to yawn during your presentation, this pointer easily transforms from a laser to a taser!"

A Uber world

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

Jesus is tempted in the desert.

"Me being happy to go on these walks is just an act. It's the only way I can get you to stop staring at your computer and come outside."

Please take a number if it'll make you feel any better.

"When I turned off his computer, he deflated."

'I always bring this with me to break the ice.'