Screen Breaker Gifts

"It's such a beautiful day, mum. . . why don't you go and play outside."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground

'Let's not go by the book.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"At this office no two days are different."

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Pole Vault Rules

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Sports Radio in Crisis

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...