Glass Breaker Gifts

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

Female business.

Statue of Female Executive

Romantic Glass Blower

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

"I came up through the ranks."

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

"Who da man? You da MAN!"

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

What's this, Ms. Newborn, another of your little 'glass ceiling' protests?

Female Boss 6

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

A man looks out a newly made window, while a smashed TV lies on the ground