Window Breaker Gifts

'You'd better take this bullet- I think I'm all out of unconditional love.'

'Any way I could play through?'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'No ice.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Man running in a hamster wheel

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

Statue of Female Executive

Female business.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Glass Ceiling

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

"I came up through the ranks."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Rubik's ice cube.

High Jump

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.