Window Breaker T-Shirts

'You'd better take this bullet- I think I'm all out of unconditional love.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'No ice.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Man running in a hamster wheel

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

Statue of Female Executive

Female business.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

'Whatever you do, don't tell them you think you're ready to take on more responsibility!'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

Glass Ceiling

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

"I came up through the ranks."

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Rubik's ice cube.

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

High Jump

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"