Ceiling Breaker Gifts

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Now it fits.'

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

I love Basketball.

Female business.

Statue of Female Executive

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

Sports Radio in Crisis

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'I hear she melts glass ceilings.'

"I came up through the ranks."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"Something's wrong. I can tell by those kinetic lines the cartoonist drew around your head."

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

"Who da man? You da MAN!"

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

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