Ceiling Walker Gifts

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Misunderstood artist

'Now it fits.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

No, Carl, I don't know of a cure for the hiccups.

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

the statue

"What does it mean? I'm just the guard here...the colors move from cold to warm tones, signaling a gradual release from the stress of the diagonal."

'We're looking for something with high ceilings. David's a wall climbing enthusiast.'

Paris streets at night

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

Hard to reach books.

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

"Nice jump, Sergei."

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

Two angels walking their clouds.

Stand up and be counted! But watch out for low ceilings!

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Men playing a version of hide and seek

"The last thing I remember is checking off milk, eggs and bread before realizing I mixed up my bucket and grocery lists."