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"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Misunderstood artist

'Now it fits.'

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring doctor in the hospital.'

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

Paris streets at night

'We're looking for something with high ceilings. David's a wall climbing enthusiast.'

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

"What does it mean? I'm just the guard here...the colors move from cold to warm tones, signaling a gradual release from the stress of the diagonal."

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

Hard to reach books.

the statue

"Nice jump, Sergei."

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

The Fourteen Yard Dash

Men playing a version of hide and seek

"The last thing I remember is checking off milk, eggs and bread before realizing I mixed up my bucket and grocery lists."