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"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'... And this is my cellar.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'Outside with that!'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"The worst is behind us!"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"I've changed my mind"

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Crayo-Blah

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Bashful Royal Guard

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

"Looks like beach weather."

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

".. if this is what man is capable of achieving in the 17th century, image what is possible in the 21st?"

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

Tour of Cathedrals.

'Holy shit!'

Third-Floor Rapunzel