Ceiling Connoisseur T-Shirts

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Curtains haberdashery

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"I've changed my mind"

A new meaning in the Roman

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Rishi Sunak

'That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains.'

Welcome to my cellar!

"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

'Scratching these curtains will be the greatest performance of my life.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Paradise: Collection of wine

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

"I'm ordering curtains for our neighbor, the Retirement Home for Lawyers Without Briefs."

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

Demolition, All Types of Architecture Got Rid Of

At Astley's

'Our dignity was the first thing to go.'

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

Angels after hours.

"And I'm telling you the curtains always looked like that."

"Could someone please get a plaque made? A famous actor has just died in our theatre."

'James is very persuasive.'

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."