Ceiling Critic T-Shirts

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

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"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

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'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I've changed my mind"

A new meaning in the Roman

"We'll always hate Paris."

"My therapist said next time he tries to put his head in my mouth I've to politely refuse"

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"Is it always so cloudy?"

"And remember the rule: when the carpet is old, that's when we hold, when the carpet is new, that's when we spew!"

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"That was a boring field trip."

"We seem to be the only animals here."

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

"Kids terrify me."

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

"Are you sure these comment cards are anonymous?"

Style Consultant

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'