Ceiling Enthusiast T-Shirts

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Brickie's Mate

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Rubbish and Everest

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

A collective sigh of relief.

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"Here's the weak point."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"I've changed my mind"

A new meaning in the Roman

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

Out of Order

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

Fortune Cookies

"President Trump, we Germans know how to build a wall and we know how to stop people from coming over it."

Fairy Library - Jack Climbs the Bean Stalk

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

"If you want to turn it off, you just pull this chain until you accidentally turn it back on."