Ceiling Enthusiast Mugs

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Brickie's Mate

Rubbish and Everest

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

A collective sigh of relief.

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"Here's the weak point."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

A new meaning in the Roman

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"I've changed my mind"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

Out of Order

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

Fortune Cookies

"President Trump, we Germans know how to build a wall and we know how to stop people from coming over it."

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

Fairy Library - Jack Climbs the Bean Stalk

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'