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Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Umbrella Roof

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Rudolph goes green (with his new compact fluorescent nose)

Man painting the ceiling with the help of an umbrella.

"Are you sure that's Michelangelo?"

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

'I wonder if Michael Angelo got a stiff neck when he painted the ceiling!'

'Your breakfast in bed is on the kitchen ceiling, Mum.'

Roberto paused to admire his work. Never before had he plastered a ceiling so beautifully. Minutes later, a young punk named Michelangelo would ruin everything.

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

'Michelanglo is a weird kid.'

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

'How's it going down at the chapel, Michaelangelo?'

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."

Light and Heavy bulbs for sale.

Ceiling Paint stacked next to Deodorant

All right, whose bright idea was it to get a drop ceiling with a ceiling fan?

"Very clever, but he´s not coming to Australia with us."

Look at that ceiling! It's great! A classic ceiling --- I love it! Ceiling fans.

"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"

Flooring Specialist