Roofing Specialist T-Shirts

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

Under New Mismanagement

Umbrella Roof

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

'That'll be $50 plus $200 to repair the damage you made trying to fix it yourself.'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

Bathing and Showering.

"It's the stock brokerage company again. Some of their investment picks have gone through the roof again."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

Rodin's Roofing Contractor

'Well... at least we know the basement doesn't leak.'

'-and now a prayer for the roof fund...'

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Ernie, what are you using to repair your place?" "Ig-glue."

"We have rising damp, you don't know a good cobbler do you?"

Straightening up.

ACE Roofing: Our Minds Are Always In The Gutter!

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'