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"In weather like this it's a comfort having a goof waterproof seal around the front door."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"Any references?"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Umbrella Roof

'We spoil that dog.'

Fridays For Future

Astronomers talk about sunspots

'It's amazing what they let that kid get away with.'

"So that's where it goes! well, I'd like to thank you fellows for bringing this to my attention."

"According to my calculations, the world's water level will not rise due to global warming!"

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'We only have a five minute window, everything has to be time to the last second.'

"The black flies go away when the mosquitoes show up."

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'Gerald's fairly stoic about this flooding business.'

"At first I thought it was cool that my mom kept wanting me to test her phone to see if it was waterproof. Now I know it was just a way to get me to take showers."

'And watch out for the ... ice!'

Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.

"Looks like we still have a few concerns..."

'Bob's Window Repair' brick.