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Astronomers talk about sunspots

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'That plant food really works!'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Swimming Prankster

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Say cheese!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"Sky, sir?"

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

Fridays For Future

How the other half live.

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

Brits On Holiday

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

'This property enjoys excellent natural light. Except at nightime.'

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

I appreciate your concern but I assure you that factor 30 will be quite enough to protect Tim from sunburn.

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

'Well, he's the one that's dead, tell him to move.'

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,

'Can you come back later? He's just found the sunny spot in his office.'

'The warranty is for the life of the vehicle but we're not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'

DAVE'S GARAGE, 'Sorry, pal, but we found a typo in your warranty.'

Billy Bong Boomerang