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"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Brits On Holiday

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

How the other half live.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Iliadette.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathing in Autumn

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Sunbathers.

'I blame global warming!'

"Privates Beach"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Taking it easy

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"