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'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

"Dad, I've written an App that pinpoint the ultimate sunny spot in the garden at any time of the year!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Iliadette.

"Privates Beach"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Sunbathers.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Taking it easy

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

'I blame global warming!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Catatonic

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"