Sunspot Specialist Pillows

Astronomers talk about sunspots

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'That plant food really works!'

Swimming Prankster

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Say cheese!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"Sky, sir?"

"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

Fridays For Future

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

How the other half live.

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

Repairing the Sundial's clockwork

"Your sun is very active."

Brits On Holiday

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

'Well, he's the one that's dead, tell him to move.'

I appreciate your concern but I assure you that factor 30 will be quite enough to protect Tim from sunburn.

'Can you come back later? He's just found the sunny spot in his office.'

A thermostat Really Well, Mr, Nanavut, that's a new one on me,

"No, Bruce, that's the heating guy."

'This property enjoys excellent natural light. Except at nightime.'

'The warranty is for the life of the vehicle but we're not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'

DAVE'S GARAGE, 'Sorry, pal, but we found a typo in your warranty.'