Waterproofing Specialist T-Shirts

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Swimming Prankster

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

Welsh water sewage

Mine problems

Swimming Champion.

UK sewage dumps

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"It was a professional hit..."

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Antonio Carluccio.

"Aw, man, that's never coming out."

Water Feature 2006.

'We're de-salting water?'

Outside, my mom makes we wear all this if there's a drop of rain. Inside, she's always bugging me to take a bath!

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Did you remember the tartar sauce?"

Dive in...

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

Thames Water.