Water Treatment Specialist T-Shirts

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Pollution of Thames Water

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

Treated Sewage.

Welsh water sewage

'We're de-salting water?'

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

Bottled water plant gets delivery of treated sewage.

Polluted geese

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"We wish we could drink the water."

Mine problems

"You have sewage between your teeth."

UK sewage dumps

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

'I know, I know. I know. It was my turn to change the water filter. You don't have to keep reminding me.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

The Source of the Thames...

Water Feature 2006.

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

Water needs filtration.

"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."

"How do you stop this bloody thing?"