Ceiling Explorer Gifts

"Psst. Is everyone still mad at me?"

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'... And this is my cellar.'

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

'Outside with that!'

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"The worst is behind us!"

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"I've changed my mind"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Bashful Royal Guard

Crayo-Blah

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"Looks like beach weather."

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

'Holy shit!'

Tour of Cathedrals.

'OMG!'

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Bell disaster