Ceiling Gazer Gifts

"Michaelangelo the order is clear, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia."

"Good game."

'T.M.I.F.'

The Googler

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Man showing in the rain.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Technology and literature

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

The Suite Hereafter

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."